Entertaining Amazon Review Declares 'I PEE IN POOLS' with Unusual Passion

A recent Amazon.ca review has taken the internet by storm, featuring a hilariously passionate take on a white hat with a red brim that boldly states, "I PEE IN POOLS." The image, a screenshot of a webpage displaying the review in the "Reviews" section, has garnered significant attention for its over-the-top enthusiasm and the intriguing story behind it.

The review starts with the user expressing their deep connection to the hat, stating, "I absolutely love this hat. It says the things I want to say but just can’t muster up the words. I want to scream it from the rooftops but I just can’t, and this hat lets me get the message across in a very deep and powerful way." This opening sets the tone for an oddly passionate endorsement of an unconventional product.

The reviewer continues, "Everyone has their message and this one is mine, it’s as though me and the hat share one soul, and sure, my wife refuses to be seen with me while I’m wearing it. But sometimes in life in order to do the right thing one must make sacrifices, and if that means she’s going to disassociate with me whenever I dawn this cranial accessory of truth, then I will oblige." The use of "cranial accessory of truth" adds a humorous touch, emphasizing the dramatic flair of the review.

The review concludes with a philosophical note, "This hat has given me the wings to reach heights I never thought I could and for that I am thankful, because one way or another, we all pee in some sort of pool, and the world would be a better place if we would all just stop pretending that we didn’t." This final line, while amusing, also offers a deeper reflection on honesty and authenticity.

The image of the hat itself has inspired a range of reactions from Reddit users. One comment humorously suggests, "Good to wear at poolside bar," while another quips, "Need a 'Sink P***er' trucker hat." The idea that professional swimmers urinate in pools even led one user to speculate that the hat might be a nod to elite athletes.

A particularly memorable comment reminisces, "I remember a sign at my neighbor's pool in the late 80s early 90s. I used to laugh at it but it stuck with me. It said; Welcome to our OOL. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way." This nostalgic remark highlights the longstanding humor associated with pool etiquette.

Interestingly, one user connects the hat to the comedic style of Demetri Martin, sharing a YouTube link to one of his performances. Another user, referencing the distinctive style of "30 Rock," remarks, "This looks like a hat that one writer on 30 Rock would wear."

Despite the humor, some comments touch on the practical implications of pool hygiene. One user points out, "Ever been around a pool that 'smells like chlorine'? Gyms and hotels particularly? That’s not chlorine, it’s chloramine. It’s produced by a pool when chlorine comes in contact with pee... Indoor pools this is a real problem as chloramine causes respiratory problems in many people."

The review and the reactions it has sparked offer a fascinating glimpse into the quirks of online shopping and the unexpected ways products can resonate with people. Whether seen as a joke, a bold statement, or a reflection on honesty, the "I PEE IN POOLS" hat has certainly made a splash.

For anyone curious to see the review and perhaps add this unique hat to their collection, the yellow "Add to Cart" button awaits on Amazon.ca.