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Sophia Moonstone

Updated Friday, April 19, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

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Top Comments from Reddit

Anal_Probe_Director

Doesn't say I can't take my 4 hour s***.

Substantial-Art-9922

> Should not expect to receive gold stars for being on time So there's still a chance I'll get gold stars?

ACasualFormality

This is one of those examples where I don't think any of these expectations are particularly unreasonable, but the fact that this is how the position is being advertised is more than enough to tell me that this would be a nightmare of a job.

PinheadLarry207

I bet they're hiring at $12 an hour

samgarita

The babysitter would cost more than the wage there probably!

winthroprd

This is like when you come across a dating profile where they have a long rant about how they don't want to date unserious losers. Like, the emotion is understandable but you sound unhinged putting it at the forefront like that.

this_barb

You get what you pay for, I suppose

Sampsonite20

Minimum wage job tired of hiring minimum wage people.

not_a_milk_drinker

Yeah, so people aren’t “forgetting to come back to work after lunch” lol that is a conscious decision

techman710

Will meet your requirements. Will need you to respect my work, offer full benefits, regular pay raises, paid time off and potential for advancement with commensurate pay. You will need to offer a safe work environment with regular hours.

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