Patrick Wyman's Viral Tweet Sparks Fascination with Ancient Roman Chariot Races

Skylar Hawthorne

Updated Saturday, August 3, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

A recent tweet from the verified account of Patrick Wyman has taken social media by storm, capturing imaginations and sparking discussions about the exhilarating world of ancient Roman chariot races. The tweet reads, "Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat s*** on a turn, the crowd must have been insane."

This vivid imagery has resonated with many, prompting a flurry of reactions and comments. One user reminisced about reading an article on Gaius Appuleius Diocles, noted as the richest athlete of all time. The article highlighted his strategy of playing it safe, waiting for competitors to crash before seizing victory. The thrill and danger of these ancient races are likened to modern-day NASCAR events, with one commenter humorously dubbing it "NASCHARIOT."

The allure of ancient Rome’s entertainment extends beyond just the chariot races. Another user pointed out the grisly reality of the games, recommending Dan Carlin's podcast "Painfotainment" for those interested in a deeper dive into the brutal spectacles that captivated Roman audiences. The comparison to contemporary events doesn't end there; with over 200,000 spectators, chariot races drew crowds comparable to those at Talladega or Daytona NASCAR races today.

Yet, it wasn't just the races that made these events unforgettable. The atmosphere, intensified by the consumption of potentially lead-contaminated wine, must have been electric. One user humorously noted the possibility of lead poisoning from Greco-Roman grape syrup, adding another layer to the historical context.

Patrick Wyman's tweet encapsulates a moment in history that continues to fascinate and entertain. The visceral excitement of the races, the roaring crowds, and the dangerous turns all paint a picture of a time when entertainment was as perilous as it was thrilling. Whether through podcasts, historical articles, or viral tweets, the legacy of ancient Rome's chariot races lives on, captivating new generations with their timeless allure.

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PrincessNausicaa

I read an interesting article on Gaius Appuleius Diocles, who is the richest athlete of all time (Roman charioteer). It basically said his skill was playing it safe, waiting for everyone else to crash and die, and then racing in from the back. It was an interesting article that really brought ancient Rome to life. Can't find it now, of course.

depotdan

NASCAR?

Zetor

I want to be drunk on cheap wine now, but I live in Norway/Iceland... no wine is cheap

DodgyMerchant

https://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/circusmaximus/nika.html

bladderinfection

Skullduggery! Cheating at chariot races was part of an old computer game where I learned the word “skullduggery”.

LespritDeLescalier22

There’s an excellent podcast by Dan Carlin called Painfotainment. Talks a lot about Ancient Rome and the games and their full reality. Grisly s***

wadenelson1

NASCHARIOT

allcattywampus

Musta been something when they let the lions at the Christians

Kwyjor

Then you die of ... let's say, dysentery.

Littledirtybirdyfeet

No different than the demolition derby or drag your neighbor at the annual fair in my town

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