Unraveling the Palm Tree Mystery: Is It Really a Tree or Just a Giant Grass?

Skylar Hawthorne

Updated Thursday, April 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

Have you ever stopped to think about what defines a tree? Is it the presence of branches? Rings? Or is it simply based on size? Well, prepare to have your mind blown because it turns out that palm trees, those iconic symbols of tropical paradise, might not actually be trees at all. In fact, they belong to the same family as grass!

This revelation comes from a tweet by @DrunkPhyto, a self-proclaimed phytologist with a knack for uncovering botanical secrets. In their tweet, they boldly state, "A palm tree? It's in the same family as grass. It's a grass that got so big that we were like, 'Yeah, that's a tree'."

So, what exactly makes a palm tree more like grass than a traditional tree? Let's dive deeper into this intriguing botanical phenomenon. Unlike typical trees, palm trees lack rings and branches. If you were to cut open a palm tree, you would find no evidence of annual growth rings or intricate branch structures. Instead, you would be greeted by a mass of big, ol' leaves that seem to be made of nothing but lies.

But how did palm trees end up being classified as trees in the first place? Well, it seems that their sheer size and majestic appearance fooled us all. As humans, we tend to categorize things based on their size and shape. And when we encountered these towering grass-like plants with their impressive height and tropical allure, we couldn't help but dub them as trees.

However, the truth is that the classification of palm trees as trees is more of a societal agreement than a scientific fact. It's a classic case of perception versus reality. In the world of biology, things are often messy and don't neatly fit into predefined categories. Just like the Paradox of the Heap, where the line between a heap and a non-heap is blurry, the line between trees and other plants can be equally hazy.

But let's not let these revelations dampen our enjoyment of palm trees. After all, they still provide shade, add beauty to landscapes, and evoke a sense of paradise. And who can forget the catchy tune that Raffi immortalized with his song "Bananaphone"? It's the perfect soundtrack for lounging under the swaying leaves of a palm tree.

So, next time you find yourself marveling at a palm tree, remember that appearances can be deceiving. These giants of the plant kingdom may not fit the traditional definition of a tree, but they continue to captivate us with their unique charm. Whether you view them as colossal grass or magnificent trees, one thing is for sure: palm trees are nature's way of reminding us that the world is full of delightful surprises.

Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed in this article are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official position of @DrunkPhyto or the botanical community as a whole.

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CrowCaller

#1 is wrong. I'm a botanist. I study grass. Palm trees are NOT in the grass family. They're in the family Arecaceae, the palm family. Grass is in the family Poaceae, the grass family.

UnluckyLunkhead

Cutting down a palm tree doesn't kill it, it grows back from the stump/roots. It's like mowing your lawn. You have to dig it out.

nosimpleway

Genetic sequencing really turned things around, now we can look at DNA and go "oh, -that's- where you belong" instead of making taxonomic guesses based on size and shape

cyberimg

I'll go read up a bit, but I always (thought I) knew they were not trees, I assumed trey were (family of) ferns, not grass.

Illithidbane

Feels like the Paradox of the Heap. We just like to classify things, so we have words to describe sizes/amounts of things, but there's no real hard cutoff. In particular, biology is messy and defies tidy classification.

Crimsnfox

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!

SkamanSam

Hey @op, in my raver days, around the turn of the millennium, I used to hand out bananas after the parties cuz first hand experience taught me they really cut back on the post-roll gloom. People would just grab them, say thanks, then look at them and ask why they were holding a banana.

mabbo

I think the bigger WTF is that there is no such thing as a 'tree' family. Apples trees are more closely related to strawberries than to oranges or kiwis. Almonds and peaches are very closely related. Papaya and Cabbages are cousins.

QuiteBitterBeing

When you realize that trees aren't really a thing....

gifworthy

what until you hear about bamboo

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