It’s been a while since I’ve posted. Sad times, bad times, AND good times. We all have them. 9 days sober and a backlog of memes to share. I was almsot as pumped to get back on imgur as leaving detox, lol. Missed you freaking w*s.

Mason Riverwind

Updated Monday, July 10, 2023 at 3:42 AM CDT

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BananaSlugPie

Vinegar into the dishwasher will cut the suds and you can resume the wash. My daughter thought that the free and clear dish soap I bought to wash my water bottles with (so they don’t taste/smell like soap) was a new dishwasher detergent… 😐 Nooope! I caught it just as it was beginning to foam out the bottom and took to google. I can confirm vinegar works!

ClericOfTheProsperityGospel

I would stay the F*** away from that house. I mean that's probably just a safe bet for not destroying your boat, but I mean for supernatural purposes. Shots creepy, clearly its full of cthulhus or ghosts or cthulhu ghosts.

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9 days sober over here, too. I started on July 1 so I could celebrate an extra helping of FREEDOM on the 4th. Anyway... we got this, dude.

3Davideo

#12 Only if you've donated blood *within the past year*, max. A quick google suggests a year is the maximum length they'll keep a donated blood product, and for basic red cells it's only 42 days.

champagnetenor

#11 That stormtrooper can Strike my Back.

friendsofsandwiches

#5 My luck they have an exclamation point over their head because they SAW me.

habibiyousaid

#30 they claim to love Jesus but absolutely refuse to follow any of his teachings. As if empathy wasn't what Jesus was all about.

MaxieMooo

Im proud of you for going sober. I hope it leads you to better things. My SO's ther***** also said something to her that I really liked: if you do happen to make a mistake one day, and break the streak, dont think of it as a major set back. Its just a mistake, a small slip up. The important thing is getting back on to being sober, and trying not to make the mistake again. Its not an easy path to walk down, and a small slip doesnt invalidate any progress you have made prior to it. You got this.

AdonisMcThunderCock

#11 great, now I wanna get tusken raided

pr3viso

There's no way of making it without taking pleasure in the absurd. I used to think people who accidentally cut the power cord with the hedge trimmer were stupid. Until it happened to me. I told this to my sister and she busted out laughing. 😆