Onion never pulls their punches

Kaylee Everhart

Updated Friday, June 23, 2023 at 1:42 PM CDT

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SCP1504

Good ol’ Onion, always delivering satire that eventually becomes reality.

DVSBSTrD

Please, as if the rich would ever try to raise the poor up from the bottom.

2scientists1pup

*Titanic cracks knuckles* Still got it

Sechran

Some days I feel the Onion is basically pedaling horses in a world with cheap, reliable flying cars. Given the current state of reality, what do we need satire for when the evening news continually outpaces it? But, then you see articles like this and yeah - the Onion's still got it.

h3rc2000

Sounds about right

hytherinrichmond

I’ve seen no fewer than 30 articles across 4 news organizations that outline the tragedy of this sub. Meanwhile, barely a mention or two is made of the 30 migrants lost off the Canary Islands, and just a passing reference to the Greek boat tragedy. Wealth doesn’t make a person’s life more valuable … or I guess, sadly, it does. 😞

IamtheAIyoushouldfear

That's how pharma has worked for decades

Canigetbannedagain2

All this submarine stuff is reminding me of the game "Iron Lung"

PterasaurusRex

Image looks like a p**** pump.

keppler1647

This made me shoot air out my nostrils

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