Zany Costco Card Photo: Man's Deranged Look Goes Viral

Skylar Hawthorne

Updated Thursday, August 1, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

The internet is buzzing with laughter over a recently shared image of a Costco membership card. The photo in question depicts a man who took his wife's suggestion to look "as deranged as possible" to heart, resulting in a truly memorable ID picture.

In the middle of the card, the man is captured with a slightly disheveled appearance, short dark hair, bushy eyebrows, and noticeable facial hair around his chin and jawline. His neutral expression, combined with the uneven collar of his dark blue top and visible white undershirt, adds to the overall quirky vibe of the photo. The background prominently features the "Costco Wholesale" logo repeated multiple times, making it unmistakably a Costco card.

The Reddit post titled "Got my new CostCo card! Wife told me to look 'as deranged as possible'… I think I did alright" has garnered various amusing comments from users. One user commented, "Looks like a mugshot," while another humorously noted, "Looking Florida native there, great success!" Another user added, "The uneven shirt is a nice touch," pointing out the small details that contribute to the photo's hilarity.

Some users drew parallels to more serious scenarios, with comments like, "I worked at a prison once. Most of our offenders had ID pictures that looked like that," and "That’s gonna be the pic they use on your Dateline episode." Others couldn't resist making jokes about potential legal troubles, with one asking, "Is the trial date set?" and another suggesting, "Work on having one eye pointed in a random direction and you’re golden."

The image even inspired one user to share a personal story about a bad photo experience: "So this was a few years ago, at the time I used to cut my own hair, I needed my wife's help at one point, and she ended up forcing me to buzz my whole head because she messed up. Days before I went for a license picture... I looked like the most stereotypical white supremacist ever in that picture and it's even worse because it was a concealed carry permit... worst picture I have ever taken in my life."

The humor didn't stop there. Other comments included, "You look like you break into furniture stores to f*** couches," and "Dude just blew a 3.2," referencing the man's wild appearance. One user even quoted the iconic line, "Welcome to Costco. I love you."

It's clear that this Costco card photo has struck a chord with internet users, providing a much-needed dose of humor and relatability. Whether it's the disheveled look, the uneven shirt, or the fact that it resembles a mugshot, this image is a perfect example of how a simple membership card photo can turn into a viral sensation.

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Top Comments from Reddit

Etere

Looks like a mugshot.

blkaino

Looking Florida native there, great success!

Positive_Emu_5030

That’s gonna be the pic they use on your dateline episode.

Forward_Cobbler1319

I worked at a prison once. Most of our offenders had ID pictures that looked like that.

Guitrum

The uneven shirt is a nice touch

simvike

Is the trial date set?

C***RY-B*******

You look like you break into furniture stores to f*** couches

canmandy

Work on having one eye pointed in a random direction and you’re golden.

BrkCaddy

Why didn't you do it? You just look married in this pic lol. Jk

KaleidoscopeFun9782

“Welcome to Costco. I love you.”

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