The Witty Reality of Getting an Ultrasound on Small Balls

Mason Riverwind

Updated Wednesday, July 31, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

Navigating the world of medical exams can be daunting, especially when it involves something as sensitive as an ultrasound on your s****um. A post on Reddit has humorously shed light on this often awkward experience, generating a wave of relatable and funny comments from users who have been through similar situations.

The image shared is of a medical form, specifically highlighting the "Small Parts" section where the "S****um" box is checked, indicating the need for a s****al ultrasound. This has sparked a series of witty responses, making light of what is usually an uncomfortable and embarrassing procedure.

One user shared their experience of getting an ultrasound done on their t*******s, only to be told the results were "unremarkable," which left them feeling oddly disappointed. Another user humorously suggested asking the doctor for a "regular or mini sound" instead of an ultrasound, given the small size of the t*******s in question.

The comments section was filled with witty remarks, such as one user advising not to worry about the gel because it will warm up and might leak down to the "a** crack," while another congratulated the original poster on their new nickname, "Small Parts."

Some users shared more detailed and personal experiences. One recalled a time when they had testicular torsion and had to endure a painful 20-minute ultrasound in the ER, only to be confronted by a group of medical students led by a loud-talking senior doctor. Another user recounted a humorous interaction with the ultrasound tech, who treated their "nugget pouch" like pasta dough, only to discover a cyst that required the urologist to guide them in locating it.

Others found humor in the awkwardness of the situation. One user shared how they tried to lighten the moment by making a dad joke, asking if it was a boy. Another described the embarrassment of having the ultrasound tech recognize their name and reveal that they lived a few doors down.

Despite the humorous take, some comments touched on more serious notes, such as a user who discovered they had testicular cancer during an ultrasound. Fortunately, the cancer had not spread, and they were able to undergo surgery without the need for chemo or radiation.

Overall, the shared experiences highlight the common yet often awkward nature of medical exams like s****al ultrasounds. This Reddit post and its comments offer a blend of humor and relatability, making it a click-worthy read for anyone curious about the lighter side of medical procedures.

For anyone facing a similar situation, remember, you're not alone, and sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.

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Top Comments from Reddit

HosenscheisserJr

I had to get an ultrasound done of my t*******s. The results came back as “unremarkable” which made me a little sad.

Chknbone

ProTip: Ask the doctor for a regular or mini sound. With those tiny balls of yours, no need to pay for the ultra.

Brad6823

Don’t worry. The gel will warm up. Expect to have it leak down to your a** crack.

JackZodiac2008

Congrats on your new nickname, Small Parts!

BopNowItsMine

I had testicular torsion where the balls get all twisted up. Absolutely horrible I couldn't walk. I had to get an ultrasound on them in the ER which was basically the person pushing the sensor on my already painful balls for about 20 min. Then a senior Dr with like 5 med students showed up unannounced like the curtain was pulled back and there they were. She started loud talking to the group about my twisted balls like she was a tour guide. A guy in the back started laughing. This is one of those times I think back and wish I'd said something. Wish I'd said one of the many things I've thought of saying in the years since it happened. Also I wish I'd thrown something at that woman.

gmoneeeson

It ain’t bad, just awkward. I gave my best Dad joke and asked if it was a boy.

forcejump

Spent some time in the hospital and remember it said my g******* were unremarkable. That felt good.

tewnewt

The bill was large and r*****.

W****pie

Never mind the ball scan, what’s this demand at the bottom for a scan if you’ve been dating for less than 16 weeks? 😂

tubcat

My ultrasound tech kneaded my stuff like a Nonna would some pasta dough.... But the better story - when my urologist read my results he found I just have a cyst. So he wanted me to know where it was in case it got really inflamed. Well it wasn't enough for him to palate and touch the spot and then ask me to try to find it. So this man is holding my ball and makes me touch it while he did. Any more intimate and we would've gone to pick out curtains to match our bedding set.

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