Funny Holiday Party Notice: Mrs. Stanford's Cookies and Milk Extravaganza

The internet is abuzz with laughter over a recent image shared on Reddit, titled “Gonna be tough to land a job with this resume.” The image features a section of a document that appears to be a printed notice from Mrs. Stanford, directed to the parents of her students, detailing plans for a holiday celebration.

The notice, dated for Friday, December 16, 2022, invites students to a “Cookies and Milk Extravaganza.” Each student is asked to bring enough store-bought, packaged cookies to share with their 24 classmates. Milk will be provided, but students who do not drink milk are welcome to bring a bottle of water. Adding to the fun, students may wear pajamas that cover the body and bring a blanket, with a movie also planned for the festivities.

The notice has sparked a wave of funny comments from Reddit users. One user humorously questions the authenticity of the document, saying, “Looks pretty fake. What teacher wants to deal with 576 cookies in their class?” Another user finds humor in the listed skills, pointing out, “Skills I don't have: Microsoft Word.”

The quirky nature of the notice has led some to speculate about the automation logic that might have gone awry. “Makes you really wonder what kind of automation logic went wrong. Personally, I can't think of any potential scenario,” comments one perplexed user.

The dreaminess of the job has not gone unnoticed either. “A job that involves pajamas, a blanket, cookies and a movie... DREAM JOB,” one user exclaims. Another Redditor humorously adds, “Forgot to mention that I manage a dog daycare and don't work at a school 😂.”

The stipulation about store-bought cookies has also raised eyebrows. “Can't even make their own cookies? They have to be store bought? Never going to land that bakery gig,” jokes one user. The concern extends to what the students are being taught, with one user worrying, “If I got this I would be worried about what they teach. What % milk?”

Other users express their thoughts on the logistics of the cookie sharing. “Every kid will get 24 cookies each to eat? Seems like a problem,” notes one user, while another adds, “If everyone brings cookies for everyone, then why not just bring cookies for yourself only?”

The notice is signed off by Mrs. Stanford with a cheerful “Thank you for all you do! Happy Holidays,” but the name and contact information at the top of the document have been obscured by white scribbles, leaving some details to the imagination.

Reddit users have not held back their amusement and curiosity about this seemingly bizarre holiday party notice, with one user even saying, “Would interview in a heartbeat just to discuss the resume in person!” The document has certainly achieved its goal of getting noticed, as another user aptly puts it, “I think that will get noticed.”

Classic Jacklyn indeed, as one user sums up the sentiment, bringing a touch of humor to what appears to be an innocent yet oddly detailed holiday party plan. The image and the subsequent reactions have provided a delightful moment of levity on the internet, showcasing the power of a simple notice to spark widespread amusement and discussion.