Silly Comic Strip Reveals the Truth Behind George Washington's Portraits

Kaylee Everhart

Updated Thursday, July 25, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

A recent comic strip titled "WE'RE OUT OF CORNFLAKES" by WEEDKING has been making waves on Reddit, humorously addressing the historical portrayal of George Washington. The three-panel comic, framed by a white border, cleverly discusses the challenges of documenting the true visage of one of America's greatest figures.

In the first panel, set against a backdrop of a clear sky and mountainous landscape, two characters engage in a conversation. The character on the left, identifiable by his brown hair, brown coat, and beige pants, praises General Washington, calling him "one of if not the greatest American." He suggests that Washington's picture will eventually need to be painted for posterity.

The second panel continues the dialogue, with the character on the right, representing General Washington and depicted with an exaggerated nose, humorously retorting that his face couldn't possibly be documented for history as "no one would believe I did the stuff I did." The left character then proposes a solution: using someone else's face and claiming it as Washington's.

The final panel introduces a new character, a man with white hair, a white sleeveless shirt, and brown pants, working with a wheelbarrow filled with stones. Washington points at this character and asks, "WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY?"

The comic cleverly highlights the lengths to which historical figures might have gone to ensure their legacy. Commenters on Reddit had a field day with the strip, drawing parallels to other instances of historical misrepresentation. One user pointed out how Sam Adams' beer uses a picture of Paul Revere because Adams was deemed too unattractive. Another user admired Charles II for his honest yet unflattering portraits, and yet another humorously speculated on the modern depictions of figures like Santa Claus and Jesus, suggesting that they might be based on European nobles.

The comic’s URL, "wereoutofcornflakes.com," adds a touch of humor to the already witty strip. It's a delightful piece that not only entertains but also prompts reflection on how history is often shaped by the storytellers and artists of the time.

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Top Comments from Reddit

picado

Washington, Washington Six foot eight, weighs a f***ing ton Opponents beware, opponents beware He's coming, he's coming, he's coming

UnpopularCrayon

1700's filters

SlammingMomma

Martha was probably gorgeous.

TemporaryWonderful61

I’ll always admire Charles II for looking like a fat alcoholic bohemian in official portraits. What he lacked in dignity, he made up for in honesty and self awareness.

phormix

Historically, this is not without precedent. Modern Santa Clause is based on a driver for Coca Cola who they used the likeness in advertisements, and many believe that western depictions of Jesus are actually based or modified towards looking like the face of a european noble (some say Cesare Borgia), hence not exactly looking like somebody of Jewish descent from a city in Gaza.

suprahelix

This is literally what happened with Sam Adams beer. He was too ugly so they use a picture of Paul revere.

VenomViolet1

Looks like they really had to rely on their storytelling skills back then! LOL

Budget-Boysenberry

Is he a 6-foot platypus bear with pink horns and silver wings?

Ralphinader

That guy? Albert Einstein

luvs_animals

More stupidity at [We're Out of Cornflakes](https://wereoutofcornflakes.com)

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