Comical Walk News: Jake Russell's Epic Sidewalk Adventures in Episode 12

Jaxon Wildwood

Updated Wednesday, July 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

Jake Russell is back with the twelfth episode of Walk News, the only news source dedicated to the adventures of his daily walks. This week’s episode is packed with quirky finds and comical commentary, making it a must-watch for fans of deadpan humor.

Jake begins by sharing an unusual discovery from his latest walk: a pair of “flat everything jeans” he found in the middle of the street. He humorously distinguishes them from flat front khakis, emphasizing the importance of this revelation.

The episode takes a whimsical turn when Jake introduces “peter wraps” that look remarkably like carpets, only to confirm that they indeed are carpets. Adding to the entertainment, Jake’s top reporter, Burgs, makes an appearance with a book titled "You Smell With Your Nose" from a tiny library. The book sparks a comical exchange between Jake and Burgs, revealing unexpected facts about the sense of smell.

The hilarity continues with Jake recounting a story about a car bought from a dealer named Crippin and wondering if there's a competing dealership named Borvettes. He also shares a humorous anecdote about his auntie’s Chrysler Town & Bountry van and its unfortunate fate in the wrong neighborhood.

In a nod to infrastructure, Jake amusingly describes a particularly thick sidewalk, rounding off the episode with his respectful acknowledgment. He wraps up by teasing next week’s episode, where he plans to visit a gas station in search of chili Fritos.

Fans are loving Jake’s unique brand of humor, with one viewer commenting, “This is without a doubt the only news source I can trust,” and another praising his delivery, saying, “His deadpan is great. Loved this.”

Don’t miss out on the laughs – tune in to Walk News for the funniest take on everyday walks with Jake Russell!

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This is without a doubt the only news source I can trust.

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His deadpan is great. Loved this

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