Amusing Self-Checkout Fail: When Cash is Not an Option

Jaxon Wildwood

Updated Saturday, June 15, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

In a recent viral image on Reddit titled "In case you had doubts...", a self-checkout station at a grocery store has become the laughingstock of the internet. The image captures the essence of human stubbornness and the sometimes humorous consequences of ignoring clear signage.

The self-checkout machine in question is plastered with multiple handwritten signs, all emphatically stating "CARD ONLY!! NO CASH BACK." Yet, the comments section reveals a multitude of experiences that suggest these warnings might not be enough to deter cash-toting customers.

One Reddit user humorously noted, "This is the direct result of someone ignoring one or two signs and still trying to use cash/get cash back in this store." Another added, "10 seconds later 'Excuse me cashier, the machine didn't give me my change.'" These remarks highlight a common retail experience: customers who overlook or misunderstand clear instructions.

The image showcases a touchscreen interface on the self-checkout machine, with typical elements like a list of items purchased and payment options. Surrounding the machine are several handwritten signs, strategically placed to catch the eye. Directly above the touchscreen, one sign reads, "CARD ONLY!! NO CASH BACK." Additional signs are taped below the touchscreen and closer to the receipt printer, reiterating the same message.

Despite these efforts, retail workers in the comments shared their own exasperating encounters. One user recounted, "When I covered self checkouts in the supermarket, if a till couldn’t take cash we’d have: A display on the screen before you started your transaction, a warning on the screen after you scanned the first item, and a yellow and red plastic sign above the screen. This was not sufficient."

Another user added, "You don't do things like this unless you've exhausted your other more logical options," accompanied by a laughing emoji. The thread continued with anecdotes of customers ignoring signs and attempting to use cash, leading to a cascade of relatable and often amusing stories.

Above the machine, a small television screen displays a surveillance video feed with the words "RECORDING IN PROGRESS" in red letters. The surrounding grocery store environment is typical, with aisles, a wall clock, and merchandise in the background. A plastic bag hanging from a metal rack to the right of the machine reads "Smith's" with the tagline "Fresh for Everyone," adding to the everyday setting of this comical scenario.

This image and the ensuing comments highlight a universal truth: no matter how many signs are posted, some people will always try to use cash where it's not accepted. As one user aptly put it, "You can lead an idiot to a sign, but you can't make them read."

In the end, this viral Reddit post serves as a reminder of the sometimes absurd, yet always entertaining, interactions between humans and technology. Whether it’s due to ignorance, stubbornness, or sheer oversight, the self-checkout saga continues to provide laughs and lessons in equal measure.

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Top Comments from Reddit

XanithDG

10 seconds later "Excuse me cashier the machine didn't give me my change" (Yes I am aware I am being generous assuming they will be calm about the machine being broken.)

lockednchaste

You don't do things like this unless you've exhausted your other more logical options. 😂

miked1be

This is the direct result of someone ignoring one or two signs and still trying to use cash/get cash back in this store.

Gutler

You under estimate the power of human stupidity.

Majoodeh

Does it take cash though??

me1702

I can assure you that someone will still try to pay with cash. When I covered self checkouts in the supermarket, if a till couldn’t take cash we’d have: * A display on the screen before you started your transaction * A warning on the screen after you scanned the first item that you had to acknowledge, which stated very clearly that it was card only * A yellow and red plastic sign above the screen (which stood out very clearly from the other checkouts) This was not sufficient. I eventually set the relevant till to close between customers and specifically asked each customer if they were using card, and made clear that it wouldn’t take cash before reopening it for them. This was still not sufficient. People are unbelievably stupid.

w****wonka1971

I selected cash back and didn't get any cash. What gives?

raz0rbl4d3

clerk informed shift leader that the register was not giving change, shift leader informed manager that the register was not giving change, manager texted the district manager, requesting that a ticket be put into the contacted servicer of the register, district manager responded "K" district manager put in ticket for wrong location, contractor showed up and was informed that no work was needed, contactor closed ticket district manager sees ticket is closed, informs store manager that problem is solved complaints from this store persist, stating that register is no dispensing change. customer complaints start to roll in, another text is sent to district manager, district manger responds with "K", district manager leaves roll/moves to another position, informs no one below them register has not dispensed change in 6 weeks <<you are here

Fit-Supermarket-9656

I saw some things over the years when I worked in retail. -people asking me, verbatim' "Are the vegan donuts vegan?" -complaining that there are no napkins while standing in front of 3 different locations stocked with napkins. -asking why I'm ignoring them when they're trying to shop 15 mins past closing and refusing to leave the store -the amount of morons who steal right below cameras and get put in jail over 10$ wine

Beneficial-Salt-6773

People are seriously dumb.

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