They’re *ALL* Good Dogs, Bront: Understanding the Reality of 21st Century Pets

Grayson Larkspur

Updated Wednesday, July 31, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

A recent post from the "David Attenborough Fans" Facebook group has captured significant attention, highlighting a crucial message for prospective dog owners. Posted on June 15th, the message aims to educate people about the realities of owning a dog in today’s world. The post creatively personifies different dog breeds, giving them a voice to express their natural instincts and how these clash with modern lifestyles.

**"I am a 21st century dog,"** the post begins, followed by a series of bullet points where various breeds describe their historical roles and the challenges they face today.

- **Malinois:** "Overskilled among dogs, I excel in all disciplines and I’m always ready to work: I NEED to work. But nowadays I get asked to chill on the couch all day every day."

- **Akita Inu:** "My ancestors were selected for fighting bears. Today I get asked to be tolerant and I get scolded for my reactivity when another approaches me."

- **Beagle:** "When I chase my prey, I raise my voice so the hunters could follow. Today they put an electric collar on me to shut up, and you m*********** back to you - no running - with a snap of your fingers."

- **Yorkshire Terrier:** "I was a terrifying rat hunter in English mines. Today they think I can’t use my legs and they always hold me in their arms."

- **Labrador Retriever:** "My vision of happiness is a dive into a pond to bring back the duck he shot to my master. Today you forget I’m a walking, running, swimming dog; as a result I’m fat, made to stay indoors, and to babysit."

The post’s conversational tone and poignant message have sparked a variety of reactions from the community. One user commented, "If you want a quiet sedentary dog, adopt a senior dog. They want a quiet spot to lay in the sun, and pass their time cuddling on the couch snoring and farting. They don't get adopted enough, but would love to spend their remaining years in a good quiet home."

This sentiment is echoed by others who emphasize that dogs are not accessories and require substantial commitment and care. As one user put it, "A lot of people get dogs as accessories, unfortunately... It's not hard to keep them happy, and in turn, they help keep YOU happy."

Another comment highlights the plight of high-energy dogs in low-stimulation environments, "My roommate's dog... it's a 60lb Australian Shepherd mix, it's non-stop energy that goes nowhere."

The post and its ensuing discussion underline the importance of understanding a dog’s needs before bringing one into a home. The message is clear: dogs, with their rich histories and instincts, deserve to have their physical and emotional needs met, ensuring they live fulfilling lives even in the 21st century.

For anyone considering adopting a dog, this post serves as an essential read to understand the responsibilities involved and to ensure a happy, healthy life for their future furry companions.

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Kennleth

I'm a 21st century human, I can forage or hunt, often times part of a tribe or pack. I used persistence hunting techniques. Today I'm made to work in an office or warehouse for 8-14 hours a day and am scolded when I think it's unreasonable.

historycat

If you want a quiet sedentary dog, adopt a senior dog. They want a quiet spot to lay in the sun, and pass their time cuddling on the couch snoring and farting. They don't get adopted enough, but would love to spend their remaining years in a good quiet home. PS had a lab as a kid, he hated water.

SlightlyRemoved

Recently got my neighbor's dog to stop barking 24/7 by just buying him some chew toys, neighbor sucks at taking care of dogs.

andexer

The spouse and I both love dogs, but we don't have any. It just isn't fair or kind to a dog to be gone half the day 5 days a week, at least. Then what about weekends where we want to do non-dog activities? A dog is not a life accessory.

sapphsquatch

A lot of people get dogs as accessories, unfortunately. I have a terrier/bully/pittie mix. He spends time indoors, but I also break up the 8 hours by using my lunch break to come home and be with him/walk him. Toys, puzzles, stuffies, walks, ball and hikes keep him pretty happy. It's not hard to keep them happy, and in turn they help keep YOU happy. Do I always want to walk? Take him to trails? No, sure don't. But my a** needs those things as much as him.

ImpizzahutwelcometoEvan

Nice cropping in that last paragraph

DiracsDelta

I am a 21st century cat. A long time ago, we ate the rodents eating the ape food. Now apes like us and let us hang around, but I am still very independent. I’m a predator who is happy to conserve energy and lie around when not hungry. I’m very similar to cats 2000 years ago because we basically domesticated ourselves. Only complaint is not being able to patrol a large territory because the apes don’t like me culling the neighborhood wildlife.

ZooseKatz

This is why I have a cat. I know I can’t be what a dog needs.

zylokun

All this reads as is "Don't ever get a dog because they are built for something that no longer exists to us"

wyrmbear

I have a boxer/bulldog who looks more like a small hippo with the temperament and brains of guppy. His greeting to everyone is terrifying -

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