Play Tuba or Trombone at Seattle Pride Protesters: A Unique Craigslist Gig

An intriguing Craigslist ad has surfaced, calling for tuba or trombone players to participate in a rather unconventional gig at the upcoming Seattle Pride Parade on June 30th. The ad, posted on seattle.craigslist.org, seeks musicians to drown out religious zealots who come to protest the pride event.

The job details are straightforward but quirky. The selected musician will be paid $250 and treated to lunch, with half of the payment upfront and the remainder after the event. The main requirement is to play the instrument loudly, creating sounds that could include humorous effects to humiliate the protesters. The ad specifies that the musician must provide their own instrument, attend the entire parade, and be prepared to face verbal backlash from the protestors.

User reactions to the ad have been overwhelmingly positive, with comments like, "$250 plus lunch? I'd do that for free," and "I like and approve of the energy of playing a brass instrument at someone." Several users expressed a willingness to participate even without pay, highlighting the spirit of the event.

One insightful comment clarified, "To be clear, a 'tuba' is an up***ht instrument, so the sound goes mostly up, not forward. They want a Sousaphone player, the Sousaphone is the big round instrument typically used in marching bands that wraps around your shoulders and has the bell facing forward." This distinction is crucial for anyone considering the gig, ensuring they bring the right instrument to maximize the impact.

Another user humorously noted, "All I can play is the Price Is Right fail noise over and over. YOU'RE HIRED." This sentiment captures the light-hearted yet determined tone of the ad and the community's response.

One commenter, a former tuba player, said, "I would volunteer unpaid for this if I lived anywhere near Seattle." This reflects the enthusiasm and support within the musician community for the cause.

The ad also offers practical advice for potential participants: bring sunscreen, water, and a hat, and be ready to follow the protesters if they try to relocate. The goal is to maintain a persistent presence throughout the afternoon.

The post doesn't limit the instruments to just tubas or trombones, as one commenter asked, "Would it have to be a brass instrument? Asking as someone who learned the clarinet very poorly in middle and high school!" This opens the door for a variety of musicians to join in.

Overall, this unique job opportunity at the Seattle Pride Parade has sparked a mixture of humor, enthusiasm, and solidarity among the community, making it a memorable and engaging event for all those involved.