I require the crack. Give me the crack!

Riley Sundew

Updated Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 12:11 PM CDT

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Crimx42

I offered a girl a m****ge and her reply was "maybe in a week, I'm on my period."

QuantumMechanicsCat

The short people I have dated love shaking back cracks. You stand front to front, hug them with your arms firmly under the curve of their shoulder blades, and lift. Then twist your hips left and right so their legs swing back and forth. Cracks like every vertebrae under the shoulders and decompresses the spine.

gtotherizzle

Why does this feel so good and going to a chiropractor feel so miserable?

flarflarf

please dont do aggressive spinal manipulations

hairytrigga

I did that to my gf, she screamed in ecstasy and her back pain vanished. She rewarded me with my first edible and messed with me the entire night.

d0o0o0d

...can relate.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

I miss the desks from high school.

Kbantar

My back is rather rigid, and my brother and I would occasionally pop each other's back. But he got used to the force needed, so when he gave a fellow Navy shipmate a strong hug.... he broke a few of the guy's ribs. Oopsie.

frischcode

Two words my friend; foam roller.

foo431

This happened to me during an... Intimate moment. I felt a c**** run up from the bottom of my back all the way up my spine and just kinda collapsed my upper body because it felt really good. Then heard a worried "are... you ok?" from behind me. I busted up laughing because looking at the whole scenario where he pushes down on my back, a loud c**** ran up my back, I collapse down and don't move. He thought for a sec that he broke my spine 😂