Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them.

Avery Emberly

Updated Tuesday, July 18, 2023 at 4:49 PM CDT

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bubbawasmybestgoodfriend

"I doubt that, but OK" says the guy who likely hasn't read a single f****** word of the Constitution

ispendtomuchtimehere

had a fascinating meeting of the minds over this this very weekend..this perfectly summed up my findings..oh that and that racist s******* bullies have their heads so far up their a**** that discussing reality is out of the question..Mark Twain taught me that you can't argue with stupid, they will only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. This guy who firmly argued what was in the Constitution did not ever read the f****** thing.

flarflarf

54% of american adults have below a 6th grade reading level. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Literacy_in_the_United_States

MeekrabJones

I mean, anything longer than a misogynistic t-shirt slogan or an Arby's menu is too much reading for him and his red hat buddies.

TheOneTrueZippy8

7,591 words including the 27 amendments, making it too short to qualify as a "novella".

evilspock

Let's be fair. It's a 250 year old legal document that experts still argue about the exact meaning of, that was amended 27 times. It's not huge, but pound-for-pound it may well be significantly past your typical MAGA's reading level - especially when you consider it assumes a college level vocabulary. They need the Cliff's notes version.

Aterskia

nice quote from Dr. Jones, Sr.

HamburgerHelper2022

Please, I beg you - s**** the ifunny watermark from any picture you share. They are a vampire website and don't deserve the oxygen.

raknor88

Yeah I base Constitution is only a page or so long and the ammendments only add another couple pages. The whole thing is surprisingly short, especially by modern standards.

justatinyduck

How can you even read it? Nicholas cage stole it…