I'll just leave this here.

Noah Silverbrook

Updated Thursday, July 6, 2023 at 2:50 PM CDT

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wyrmbear

It's an older burn sir, but it checks out.

RetrogradeLlama

Gym Jordan should be in jail as an accomplice.

SanshinDojo

I don’t care if it’s older. Always upvote dunking on Gym Jordan.

thebruce32

I live in Portland and usually have 25-30 people over for thanksgiving. The rioting was way overblown.

MarkSoupial

funny how often the whole "states rights" and "it's a republic not a democracy" thing goes away when righties don't like it.

Sebastopol140

Follow this guy on Youtube, 100% worth it.

nopo

So... is the "jailed for having too many people over for Thanksgiving" thing a covid thing that ks being overblown or some weird edge case for an older law no one actually cares to enforce?

Jteg

How this man is still a congressman is a b***** mystery than the disappearance of Amelia Earhart

CraftyGiant

When the cops define a riot as one thrown empty waterbottle, sure.

VictusVonGuyver

We also normally jail people who sell state secrets to the enemy. But hey, we all can't have justice, right?

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