You won't realize it, until the end, but this is in fact poetry. (I was shocked too)

Riley Sundew

Updated Wednesday, July 5, 2023 at 4:36 PM CDT

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dgran98

Saponification

snotrocketscience

More wrinkles on the sack than the brain.

eromitlab

She's summed up why d*** pics are s***** and ridiculous more succinctly than I could.

Txernobog

"Hanging brain", "fermented omelet of conscience" "wrinkly ball sac"... Her academic papers will be glorious, for sure.

TheobromineAddict

I'm tempted to send her a d*** pic just to get thoroughly roasted.

KiwiGameDev

I’ll never truly understand the urge to send d*** pics. I even had a g******ce say “you know, if you wanna send one to me, it’s okay, I’m fine with it” like I’m sorry, is it some innate need that men are supposed to have? Like one of those b******* scam horror comments? “Send your d*** pics to 12 different girls before the end of the month or you’ll get cancer. Sorry, I don’t wanna risk whatever this is, wtf”

or0b0ur0s

To be fair, I've been desperately in need of attention and suffered from adult symptoms of parental neglect, and I AM fairly s***** at times. But it honestly never once in my life would've occurred to me to send a d*** pic, especially an unsolicited one. Were it not for the common knowledge of the phenomenon on the Internet, I'd call it a hoax, as in, "Surely nobody would ever do that..." People are weird, randy men 80x as much.

januarylover

It's weird that if I flashed people in a park I'd be charged, but in most places it's perfectly legal for me to harass someone with a picture of my junk they didn't consent to seeing.

StopTheWorldIWannaGetOff

"Sap...supo...supponna...sup...suppahhh...Hey wanna see my d***?"

drgonzo67

Those dudes, probably: "So, you're a l****, right?"