Semi useful things to save and forget and never actually use

Sophia Moonstone

Updated Monday, July 3, 2023 at 3:30 PM CDT

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skipweasel

#2 is far too small to read even if I open it in a new tab and zoom in.

depressedscientist

#1 I love that it notes that “M for Mancy will no longer be used for calls with your mother or defusing bombs”. Archer reference in the chart, lol.

Docmurder

#1 It'll be a cold day in h*** when I recognize alpha bravo rather than able baker, I was raised on Richard Scarry after all.

RaspK

#39 If you were reading carefully, though, that's Newtella, not Nootella. I mean, the name does not matter to me anyway (we call it "nootella" in Greece too, because Newtella makes no sense), but still... that's not what the answer given reads like. If anything, both "nut-ellah" and "noot-ellah" are wrong.

AmbroseWolfinger

#5 I hate that "begs the question" has become synonymous with "raises the question" because people are ignorant.

ispendtomuchtimehere

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?" -Steven Wright

Merinther

#1 is the Radiotelephony Spelling Alphabet. [ðɪs ɪz ðə fəʊˈnɛtɪk ˈælfəbɛt].

NappaTheFriendlyGhost

#31 this is an old navy/Air Force joke poorly photoshopped to be fedex for some reason? Since when to commercial airliners have targeting systems? Correct me if I’m wrong on this one but pretty sure they don’t use IFF systems (identify friend or foe) either (used by military aircraft to prevent friendly defensive systems from targeting you)

just4thelolz

#1 In basic training one of those would hang on the toilet stall door so you could learn while you s***. No wasted time in basic training!

RaspK

#16 Yes, but also no. I've seen genuine hatred stemming from unchecked anger running amuck. I've been the *target* of such hatred from people who didn't know what the f*** they are talking about. Both types of behaviour exist, and the existence of one does not mean the other doesn't.