I hate when people can't self regulate.

Noah Silverbrook

Updated Monday, July 3, 2023 at 1:49 AM CDT

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mksu

I don't enjoy it if it happens to young children because that's ultimately their parents' fault, but otherwise, yes. How f****** hard it is to wrap your head around the idea that you shouldn't try to pet bison? This isn't secret wisdom. The park tells you it at every opportunity. It's not a f****** zoo and you're not a Disney princess. Stay the f*** away from them.

vakler

The only time this upsets me is when the animal is punished as a result.

NappaTheFriendlyGhost

There was a story sometime ago about a kid who lost his eyes after shooting a slingshot at a falcon’s nest in a place people visited to see peregrine falcons. Look ma! A dinosaur that flies so fast it needs 2 sets of eyelids and murders things with its feet swords! Let’s p*** it off.

PrincePiggo

Not nearly as satisfying as seeing bullfighters getting gored but yes I'm with you completely.

DustyMcKnuckles

Ooof. Couple months ago there was a post where dude got his finger degloved by a caged lion. Somebody might have it saved somewhere.

Feralkyn

Ignorance & malice should be treated differently. A Japanese tourist who has lived near "bowing" deer who doesn't realize that elk will impale him, I'm not gonna laugh at his death. Some f****** American who plops their child next to a wild bison for a photoshoot then runs away and LEAVES THE CHILD when the bison turns aggressive? F*** those people.

RonMimnaugh

I don't enjoy it but have to say that i don't feel bad for most of them. The top of the list are the ones that go into lion or tiger enclosures.

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In bullfights, I root for the bull.

Wildcore

I'm a firm believer in "F*** around and find out"

TheAnimalFactsGuy

When I was a toddler I poked a dog with a thumbtack and got chomped for it. Learned really f****** quick to respect animals. Now I'm the guy that catches indoor bugs and puts them back outside, even when my coworkers want to squash them.