Zany TikTok Reveals What Europeans Really Think About Using Bathrooms in America

A recent TikTok video by Content Machine hilariously portrays how Europeans perceive everyday life in America, especially the peculiarities of using public restrooms. The video, titled "So THAT’S how you use the bathroom in America 🤯," has quickly gained popularity for its comedic take on American culture.

The day starts at 8 a.m. when the protagonist wakes up still wearing the clothes from the day before. The humor kicks in as a stranger approaches, and they immediately begin oversharing their personal lives. "Hey, I couldn't drink that stuff, I got diabetes," one says, while the other nervously reveals, "I'm about to become a father, I'm super afraid." This exaggerated politeness is a recurring theme throughout the video.

By 10 a.m., the individual stocks up on processed foods to last two months, followed by a quick glass of ice water. The video humorously underscores America's love for processed foods and ice-cold beverages. At noon, the character heads to church, marveling at America being "the only country that's protected by God."

The comedic narrative takes a darker turn at 1.30 p.m. when the character sends "thoughts and prayers" for daily victims of gun violence, sarcastically claiming, "Okay, problem solved." The bathroom scene that follows is perhaps the most relatable and zany part. The large gaps in public restroom stalls allow for awkward yet friendly exchanges. "Oh, hey buddy, how's it going?" one stall occupant asks, to which the other replies, "Hey, it could be worse."

The absurdity continues as the character's wife gives birth at 3 p.m., and they resort to setting up a GoFundMe to cover medical bills. The humor peaks when the doctor swiftly performs a circumcision, and the wife returns to work just one minute later. The video satirically highlights America's healthcare system and maternity leave policies.

The day wraps up with the protagonist reading the Bible, grabbing a small iced coffee from a corporate coffee shop, and sitting down with family to watch a movie. When a nude scene appears, they switch to "Saving Private Ryan," calling it a "wholesome family film." The night ends with a pledge of allegiance to the flag and two shots of O****** to stay skinny.

This TikTok video by Content Machine is a must-watch for anyone interested in a comedic yet insightful look at American culture through European eyes. From public restrooms to healthcare, the video covers it all with a perfect blend of humor and satire.

Watch the full video for a good laugh and a dose of cultural commentary.