What Is This Horse Thinking About? The Internet Has Some Silly Theories

A captivating painting of a man riding a majestic black horse has recently sparked a wave of humorous speculation on Reddit. The image, rich in detail, showcases an elderly man with a white beard, dressed in historic and possibly religious attire, complete with a golden robe and a halo, suggesting a saintly or divine figure. The horse, equally regal, is adorned with a decorated bridle and saddle, standing against a backdrop of a golden sky and a quaint village with Eastern Orthodox architecture. But what has captured the internet's imagination is not just the intricate artwork but the silly theories about what the horse might be thinking.

One user humorously suggested, "Thinking this painter has no idea what horses actually look like." Another user chimed in with, "The last edible it took is kicking in," painting a picture of a horse experiencing some unexpected effects. The creativity continued with comments like, "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing," and "Horsing around."

Adding a touch of pop culture, one comment humorously referenced a popular internet phrase with, "Giggity," while another user, attempting to dodge an inappropriate joke, wrote, "*don't say 'doing your mom' don't say 'doing your mom' don't say 'doing your mom'* um... doing your um... dad?"

The fun didn't stop there. One comment hilariously warned, "Pls don't mention Berserk," followed by a simple yet effective, "I farted." Another user creatively coined the term "Horsussy," while someone else imagined the horse finally getting a joke told to it earlier.

A comment from a user gave the horse a more flirtatious thought: "Lady horses," while another envisioned the horse’s morning plans: "That when he gets up in the morning, he’s going to make waffles." One of the most vivid imaginations came from a user who wrote, "He's thinking, 'I'm gonna trot until my rider gets into rhythm, THEN, I'm going to suddenly buck, kick, and fart at the same time for absolutely no reason!!!!! That'll show 'em who's boss.'"

The horse’s expressive face and the many teeth depicted in the painting led one commenter to question, "And why does it have so many teeth?" Meanwhile, another imaginative comment saw the horse as a cosmic guide: "He’s thinking 'get on this horse, I’ll take you around the universe and all the other places too!'"

The internet’s creativity continued with comments about the horse's thoughts on mating, food cravings—"Pov: you just remembered an unopened box of bagel dogs in your freezer"—and even Scooby Snacks. One user amusingly imagined the horse admiring itself: "I'm looking very dashing today! Yesssss very dashing! Dashingly dashing I might even sayyyy yesssss!"

The myriad of silly and creative comments has not only provided laughs but also shown the power of community imagination. This painting, depicting a serene and noble scene, has been transformed into a canvas for comedy, making everyone wonder, what is this horse really thinking about?