Daniel Tosh Chats with a Paramedic: The Most Bizarre Things Found Inside Humans

In a recent video, comedian Daniel Tosh engages in a silly yet eyebrow-raising conversation with a paramedic about the peculiar objects people end up with inside their bodies. This twisted tale involves a man who managed to get an Owalo thermos, an avocado, and a Swiffer stick lodged in an unusual place.

The paramedic recounts, “Ever find random things inside of humans? Yes, absolutely. I found multiple random things inside of one human. One person? He had like an Owalo thermos. Where was it? In his a**. Ah! Yeah, with an avocado. He had a, ah! And, ah! He had a thermos? Yes. Up his b***. Yup. And an avocado. Which was first? The thermos. The thermos was first, and he chased it with an avocado? And then, there was a Swiffer stick, he was trying to pry it out. He was trying to get around it? He was, yeah. He didn't know what he needed. I've got one of those long, metal shoe horns. Oh, yeah, that would have been probably a little more practical. How did you know this was in his b***? Well, he called 911 in the middle of the night, and he was like, my stomach hurts. And I was like, okay. And he's like, have you ever heard of people putting things inside their a**? And I was like, I mean, I guess. Okay. You know, but then he fessed up. I was like, what's in there? And he's like, just told me. Okay, so you didn't actually have to get it out? No, no, I just gave him some pain medicine, took him to the emergency room. That's amazing what people can get in their butts.”

The comments section of the video adds more layers to this bizarre narrative:

One user shared, “I read a story once where a guy had his manhood stuck in the hanging hole of an adjustable wrench, he stuck it over his member and then got aroused. The stubborn thing wouldn’t go down so the paramedics had to carefully cut it off. Lucky they didn’t slip.”

Another recalled an educational yet unforgettable experience, “We had an x-ray tech come into our class in junior high back in the 90s and show us a bunch of cool x-rays of broken bones, and other cool stuff. It was all very educational, but I don't remember anything other than the last ten or so slides she showed us, of strange things inserted into people's r*****s. She showed us these because they were funny, no other reason. The one that's stuck with me for 30 years was the wine bottle that had a hairline fracture around the circumference of the bottle, fully inserted. The person couldn't have removed the upper half of the bottle without shredding their colon. She also told us not to insert bottles into our bodies because the suction created could make the bottle impossible to pull out without injury. She advised to drill a hole in the bottom of the bottle first, to relieve the pressure. The 90s were weird, man.”

Another comment highlighted the issue of stigmatization: “Oh yeah, I remember reading about a nurse who was basically like 'If I get another male patient walking in here with something up their b*** I'm just going to scream.' Apparently it's shockingly common. We really need to destigmatize sex toys with men. When women buy a 15" black rubber toy, nobody bats an eyelash, it's all 'You go girl, cast off the shackles of male oppression!' But if a dude buys something, suddenly he's a pale friendless loser who can't get laid. Which, even if it's likely true, is beside the point.”

The conversation continues with humorous jabs and shared stories, with one user jokingly asking, “Was the thermos plaid?” referencing an old joke.

This video and its comments provide a mix of humor and insight into the unusual and often embarrassing situations that paramedics encounter, demonstrating the importance of destigmatizing certain topics for better overall health and safety.