Amusing Parking Sticker: "DO NOT PARK TOO CLOSE. I'M FAT." Sparks Online Reactions

Mia Nightshade

Updated Sunday, September 8, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

In a recent viral Reddit post titled "Well that’s a new one," an image showing a humorous and honest parking sticker has sparked a wide range of reactions. The sticker is attached to the side of a dark-colored vehicle and reads, "DO NOT PARK TOO CLOSE. I'M FAT." The bold text is flanked by a thick orange border with the word "ATTENTION" in uppercase letters and yellow triangular warning signs. An additional graphic of two cars with a red circle and diagonal line crossing through them further emphasizes the message.

This unique parking sticker aims to humorously ask other drivers to avoid parking too close, presumably to make it easier for the vehicle owner to enter or exit their car. The straightforward and candid message has resonated with many Reddit users, generating a variety of comments.

One user appreciated the directness of the sticker, stating, "At least they didn’t sugar coat it." Another user humorously noted the appearance of the person who took the picture, commenting, "The guy taking the pic has nice arms."

The sticker especially appealed to individuals who have faced similar parking challenges. One commenter shared their personal experience, saying, "As a fat person who struggles to get in my car when people park too close, I need this." Another echoed this sentiment, remarking, "As someone who used to be much larger, I totally understand this sign lol. Would never in a million years put one on my car, but I get it. I instead always scoped out the end spaces lol."

While the majority of comments were light-hearted, some highlighted the potential effectiveness of the message. One user suggested a more assertive version: "DO NOT PARK TOO CLOSE. I'M A F***ING PSYCHOPATH! I'd think this would be more effective."

Others found the honesty of the sticker refreshing. Comments like "Appreciate the honesty" and "Honesty is the new parking policy" reflected this appreciation. There were also practical suggestions, such as parking at the back of the lot to avoid such issues altogether.

The image even sparked a discussion about the type of vehicle, with one user noting, "This looks like a model X which has the gull wing doors. He needs the space just to open the door." Another user took a jab at the high cost of the vehicle, commenting, "I bet $5 they can still fit through those Tesla body gaps. $120k and the chrome door handles don’t even line up 😂."

Overall, the parking sticker has not only provided a moment of humor but also highlighted a common issue faced by many drivers. Whether seen as a practical solution or a funny commentary, the sticker's straightforward message has clearly struck a chord with people online.

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Top Comments from Reddit

Smartbutt420

At least they didn’t sugar coat it.

SlammingMomma

The guy taking the pic has nice arms.

Ancient_Pop1712

I need

SRSgoblin

As a fat person who struggles to get in my car when people park too close, I need this.

four-one-6ix

DO NOT PARK TOO CLOSE. I'VE HAD A BAD WEEK.

Ellie-Na

i mean making fun of it is at least a good way ngl

Sure_Ranger_4487

As someone who used to be much larger, I totally understand this sign lol. Would never in a million years put one on my car, but I get it. I instead always scoped out the end spaces lol.

Capital-Blacksmith19

Regardless of opinion, you really have to appreciate the honesty.

Cartman4wesome

Once an oversized woman parked in the line and then I parked next to her. She had such an angry face. Should’ve parked correctly.

shadowtheimpure

I want one that says this but with the last line saying 'I'm fat and I'll ding your s***'

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