Laughable Apology Note Goes Viral: Boyfriend's Clumsy Accident Leaves Internet in Stitches

Skylar Hawthorne

Updated Saturday, August 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

A recent Reddit post titled "My boyfriend is clumsy" has taken the internet by storm, showcasing a hilariously sincere apology note from a boyfriend to his significant other. The note, written on a pink piece of paper, reads:

"I'm still so sorry

I punched your vagjna

I will make it up to you too soon.

Sorry"

What makes this note even more amusing is the addition of a black dog sitting with its tongue out, wearing a yellow and blue checkered bandana around its neck. A speech bubble coming from the dog's mouth reads, "He meant it!!" The note is written in blue ink and features a mix of cursive and print handwriting styles.

Reddit users were quick to react to the post with a mix of humor and shared experiences. One user commented, "i wanna hear the v***** punching story. it's probably funnier than the note." Another added, "V***** Puncher is my new stripper name." The reactions ranged from playful jabs to personal anecdotes, such as one user sharing, "Tell your BF he isn't the only one. One time, my wife and I enjoyed some sexy time, After completion, I (on top) pushed myself into a vertical kneeling position, but I didn't push hard enough and started falling forward, I put my hand out to stop myself from falling face first into her belly, but punched her square in the who-ha! I felt even worse because she was just relaxing in post coitus glow!"

Other comments highlighted the clumsiness of their own intimate moments. "Lol i kicked my girlfriend in the head during sexy time once. Pure clumsiness. We were both very drunk and very shocked. It has become a joke between us. Lol," shared another user. The thread continued with humorous and supportive messages, making it clear that such accidents, while embarrassing, are not uncommon.

One particularly memorable comment stated, "Back when Pokemon Soul Silver and Heart Gold came out a girlfriend and I picked up copies and were playing it. One night while dreaming I yelled 'wild pokemon' then threw a ball. I woke up to her laughing but groaning as I had punched her in the head when throwing the 'ball'." This light-hearted exchange of stories brought a sense of camaraderie among users, making the post even more relatable.

The viral Reddit post "My boyfriend is clumsy" not only provided a good laugh but also highlighted the humorous side of everyday relationship mishaps. The heartfelt apology note, combined with the adorable dog and the outpouring of similar stories from the community, made this post a memorable and entertaining read.

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Top Comments from Reddit

kwyl

i wanna hear the v***** punching story. it's probably funnier than the note.

VeneMage

Did it growl at him with its teeth bared? (Gay man here so I’m just guessing that’s what v*****s do)

DarqEgo

Tell your BF he isn't the only one. One time, my wife and I enjoyed some sexy time, After completion, I (on top) pushed myself into a vertical kneeling position, but I didn't push hard enough and started falling forward, I put my hand out to stop myself from falling face first into her belly, but punched her square in the who-ha!. I felt even worse because she was just relaxing in post coitus glow!

weneedafuture

Is your boyfriend 7? Looks like he just learned to write

Hell-Yea-Brother

V***** Puncher is my new stripper name.

j-random

He didn't offer to kiss it and make it better?

3Cheers4Apathy

Also known as the “upperc***”.

atetoomuch69

He’s toxic, break up with him (he’s cheating on you)

Pretend_Bits

Im no expert in v***** punching, but this smells a bit fishy.

TheLoneSparky

Lol i kicked my girlfriend in the head during sexy time once. Pure clumsiness. We were both very drunk and very shocked. It has become a joke between us. Lol.

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