Deputy FDA Commissioner Urges Nation: "Just Eat A G*n Vegetable

Mason Riverwind

Updated Tuesday, April 30, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

In a recent press briefing, Deputy FDA Commissioner Steve Hoyer delivered a passionate message that has caught the attention of the nation. With a serious expression and a determined tone, Hoyer stood behind a lectern in a formal government briefing room, sharing his thoughts on the importance of incorporating vegetables into our diets.

The image, which shows Hoyer dressed in formal attire with a tie and a light-colored shirt, exudes an air of authority. The backdrop, featuring the emblem of the U.S. Department of Health & Human Services, further emphasizes the significance of the message being delivered. A prominently displayed American flag adds a patriotic touch to the scene.

During the briefing, Hoyer's words resonated with many viewers. One Reddit user commented, "Good advice, even if it is a joke... Americans definitely don't eat enough veggies... And no, fries do not count." Another user humorously remarked, "Me as I eat a hot dog for breakfast 'oh man he’s right'." The sentiment of the comments reflects the recognition of the issue at hand.

Hoyer's call to action has sparked a mix of reactions. While some applaud his straightforward approach, others express frustration. One Reddit user even jokingly linked to an Onion article titled "Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A G*****n Bus," highlighting the ever-present resistance to change.

However, Hoyer's message extends beyond mere dietary advice. His words serve as a reminder of the importance of prioritizing our health and making conscious choices about what we consume. As one user aptly stated, "Eat more meat people. It really is a healthy option. It should make up most of your diet if you want to stave off disease. Eliminate SUGAR from your diet damn near entirely if you want to live a long, healthy life."

While Hoyer's speech may have been delivered with a touch of humor, it carries an underlying seriousness. As Americans, it's crucial that we strive to improve our eating habits and prioritize the well-being of our bodies. Incorporating more vegetables into our diets can have numerous health benefits and contribute to a healthier, more balanced lifestyle.

So, let's heed Deputy FDA Commissioner Steve Hoyer's advice and make a conscious effort to include more vegetables in our daily meals. Whether it's adding carrots as a snack, enjoying a vegetable curry, or exploring new recipes, the path to a healthier America starts with a simple decision: "Just eat a g*****n vegetable."

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Top Comments from Reddit

blatantninja

Top comment on the video: "Eating healthy would cause losing weight. America never loses."

Glass_Aheer

The Onion News Network, I used to love watching

Jebusfreek666

God I wish politicians would really act like this.

SayYesToPenguins

Ok, they saying pizza is not a vegetable?

nubsauce87

Good advice, even if it is a joke... Americans definitely don't eat enough veggies... And no, fries do not count.

B8conB8conB8con

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO EAT, THATS SOCIASMISSM. AND WHY DO MY DIABETES MEDICATIONS COST SO MUCH?

dont_shoot_jr

Me as I eat a hot dog for breakfast “oh man he’s right”

LordElend

I don't want any damn vegetables!

TitusPullo2024

Thing is American vegetables available in supermarkets are so bland & tasteless its like eating wood pulp. First time I brought carrot, tomato, cabbages in USA, they were all so bland I needed to add extra spice just so can eat vegetable curry. Normally i can eat these raw.

AzLibDem

My all-time favorite Onion article: # [Area Man Goes And Gets Himself Hit By A G*****n Bus](https://www.theonion.com/area-man-goes-and-gets-himself-hit-by-a-g*****n-bus-1819565155)

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