Amusing Text Exchange Over Pizza Slices Leaves Customers Baffled

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Updated Tuesday, September 17, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

In a world where customer service often leads to some of the most amusing and head-scratching interactions, a recent text exchange about pizza slices has gone viral, capturing the attention and laughter of many. The image, which showcases a conversation between a customer and a pizza restaurant employee, reveals the surprisingly common confusion over the number of slices in pizzas of various sizes.

The conversation begins with the customer asking, "How many slices are in a large pizza?" The employee responds, "Eight." The bewilderment continues as the customer inquires about the medium and small pizzas, receiving the same answer each time: "Eight." The customer, clearly frustrated, questions how different sizes can have the same number of slices and demands to speak to the manager. The manager, upon arriving, ends up having the exact same conversation, much to the dismay of the customer.

This humorous interaction has struck a chord with many who have worked in customer service, prompting a flood of relatable comments. One user shared their experience from an IT helpdesk: "One of my first IT jobs was a general helpdesk for a variety of user end products. One of the clients we had sold routers. At least once a day I had to explain to someone that they needed to have an internet subscription in order to use a wireless router." Another commenter recounted a similar level of confusion in a different setting: "A football player orders a pizza for himself. The cashier asks whether he'd like it cut into six or eight slices. 'Oh, six,' he says. 'I could never eat eight.'"

The image has not only sparked laughter but also a sense of camaraderie among those who have endured similar "painfully dumb" customer interactions. From tales of mistaken product ident***** to the challenges of explaining basic concepts, the stories shared highlight the sometimes absurd yet entertaining side of customer service.

One particularly memorable comment came from a former food service employee: "Customer: 'I'll have an Ice-Blended Mocha' <I make the drink> 'Wait, why is this cold?' Me: 'Because it's blended with ice?' Customer: 'I didn't think that means it would be cold!' Me: 'But sir, ice is very cold.' Best part is that he came back to say that it was, in fact, what his wife wanted and that he just didn't expect her to want a cold drink in the peak of summer."

The image and its accompanying comments serve as a reminder of the unique and often humorous challenges faced by those in customer service. It underscores the importance of patience, clear communication, and sometimes, just a good sense of humor. As one commenter aptly put it, "Thank you for this treasure of dumb people."

Whether it's explaining the basics of pizza slicing or dealing with perplexed customers, these interactions provide a glimpse into the everyday realities of service industry workers and the surprising questions they encounter. So next time there's confusion over the number of slices in a pizza, remember this viral exchange and the laughs it continues to bring.

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chicharrone

Those people all vote. So should you!

SilverFoxChaser

One of my first IT jobs was a general helpdesk for a variety of user end products. One of the clients we had sold routers. At least once a day I had to explain to someone that they needed to have an internet subscription in order to use a wireless router.

fantabuloustimewaster

A football player orders a pizza for himself. The cashier asks whether he'd like it cut into six or eight slices. "Oh, six," he says. "I could never eat eight."

Quebeker

So happy to no work retail anymore.

MossyAbyss

#2 Far too many people have it in their head that any response other than explicit subservience is "talking back".

ScarecrowSticks

I worked food service. Can confirm that every customer from these stories are real people. Even the DS couple, don't know why they yelled at our food place.

weave

I tended bar at a clothing optional sex club &one day I was getting the bar ready for what we were anticipating to be a busy night, so I filled the ice a bit extra. There was just one large ice bin between two bartenders so it took several trips, and as I came back from the last one I started wiping the bar. A customer sitting at the bar reached out and poured the water he'd been drinking into the ice. I had to be careful not to yell at him as I told him not to do that /1

skolyr

Customer: "I'll have an Ice-Blended Mocha" <I make the drink> "Wait, why is this cold?" Me: "Because it's blended with ice?" Customer: "I didn't think that means it would be cold!" Me: "But sir, ice is very cold." Best part is that he came back to say that it was, in-fact, what his wife wanted and that he just didn't expect her to want a cold drink in the peak of summer.

SteveMND

People like this are why we're still going to have a close race this November. *sigh*

copperdomebodhi

#5 Worked in a video store in the 1980s, when video cassettes still came in two formats. People would come in excited because they had just bought their first Video Cassette Recorder. "Could I please get 'ET' (or whatever)?" they'd ask. "Sure," we'd reply. "VHS or Beta?" They'd think intently and finally say, "It's VCR."

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