That Adrenaline Rush When the Apophis Asteroid Visits Us in 2029

The anticipation is palpable as the world braces for a cosmic event of epic proportions: the visit of the Apophis asteroid in 2029. Named after the Egyptian god of eternal darkness, Apophis is set to make a close approach to Earth, sparking a flurry of excitement, curiosity, and even a touch of apprehension among stargazers and scientists alike.

Set your calendars for April 13, 2029, which coincidentally falls on a Friday. Around 8 PM in the UK, the asteroid might be visible with good binoculars, appearing 40 degrees over the horizon and shining with a magnitude of 2. The range uncertainty is minimal, estimated at a mere 3 kilometers in 30,000.

Comments from enthusiasts and experts alike reveal a spectrum of emotions. While some joke about getting "SG-1 on the case," others like one user, humorously point out, "2029? Pfff that’s like…years from now, I don’t need to worry about that any time soon."

The scientific community has assured everyone that there is no risk of Apophis impacting Earth for at least a century, thanks to a radar observation campaign in March 2021. This campaign, coupled with precise orbit analysis, has significantly reduced any potential threat. Despite this, the sheer magnitude of the asteroid cannot be understated. If it were to hit Earth, the impact would be equivalent to 1,200 Megatons of TNT, about twice the power of the Tsar Bomba.

The discovery of Apophis by Roy Tucker, David Tholen, and Fabrizio Bernardi already has people speculating about its implications. Some jest about billionaires attempting to capture it, while others express concern about the public reaction. One user notes, "I recently saw a bunch of people freak out about an eclipse; I can only imagine the hysteria this is going to drum up."

The asteroid's size, approximately 375 meters (or 1230 feet), adds to the spectacle. Some users hope for a clear sky, while others humorously predict it will be cloudy. The conversation even veers into the realm of science fiction, with one user asking if it's possible to alter Apophis's trajectory into Earth using a rocket.

In a more poetic comment, one user writes, "I await thee o’ mighty asteroid. Fall upon our land, and rid us of influencers, mumble rappers, and history deniers. Cleanse the orange people, flat earthers, and anyone who refuses to use their blinker because it ‘shows weakness,’ from this land. The billionaires be your supper."

As the world counts down to this celestial event, the anticipation of Apophis's visit continues to captivate and thrill. Mark the date and prepare to witness history in the making.