Amusing Video: W Wonka's Lawyer Delivers a Quirky Opening Statement

Harper Quill

Updated Monday, August 26, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

A recent Imgur video titled "W**** Wonka's Lawyer Opening Statement" has taken the internet by storm. The video showcases a comedic courtroom scene where W**** Wonka's lawyer delivers an amusing and memorable opening statement. The lawyer, portrayed as a simple attorney from Hooper Looper land, humorously claims to have earned his law degree from a gumball machine.

The lawyer's opening statement dives into defending W**** Wonka against accusations related to the mishaps experienced by the children in the famous chocolate factory. He argues that the children themselves are to blame for their own misfortunes. The lawyer points out that despite repeated warnings, the children continued to engage in risky behavior, like drinking from the chocolate river or chewing experimental gum. His assertion that "it is the children who are monsters" adds a satirical twist to the classic story.

The video has sparked a flurry of reactions online. One user pointed out the parents' failure to read the arbitration clause in the Wonka+ contract, humorously referring to it as a free trial that began six years ago. Another user jestingly remarked that Wonka had a "standard formal contract" and provided warnings in the moment, making it clear that the children were at fault.

The comments section also saw references to Paul F. Thompkins, with one user calling him a "national treasure." Some users reminisced about the memorable "You get nothing!" speech from the original story, interpreting it as a reaction to Charlie's survival of Wonka's "chamber of horrors."

The video's comedic take on W**** Wonka's legal defense has resonated with many viewers. One user creatively parodied the iconic song, saying, "Come with me and you'll be in a world of phony litigation." Others chimed in with clever comments, including, "Oompa loompa doopity doo, the jury is hung: no jail time for you!"

The video has also led to discussions about the original book by Roald Dahl, with one user noting that all the children live and receive a lifetime supply of chocolate in the story's ending. For those curious about the show or looking for similar content, another user recommended checking out "Just A Complicated Country Lawyer" on YouTube.

This humorous take on W**** Wonka's legal proceedings is a delightful watch for fans of the original story and those who enjoy witty, legal-themed comedy. Don't miss out on this amusing video that has everyone talking and laughing!

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Top Comments from Imgur

aShogunNamedMarcus

Also all those children's parents completely failed to read the arbitration clause in the free trial of Wonka+ they had 6 years ago

ShimmerinStrider

(In Jest) He had a 'standard formal contract' and, AND he told them in the moment to disabuse themselves of what they were doing.

kingrhoton

Paul F Thompkins is a national treasure.

bemibet

"Come with me and you'll be in a world of phony litigation ..."

Disastermaster101

They signed

ScootiePuffJrSucks

A friend of mine said recently that he never understood Wonka's anger with Charlie at the end, the classic "You get nothing!" speech. And I said to him, "I don't know what you're missing, it's pretty obvious. He's angry because he's a prolific child murderer and Charlie had just survived his chamber of horrors."

Chimaerax**x*

What show is this?

P****Patrick

Four old people shouldn’t be sleeping in the same bed…somebody had to die.

WynnCreek

There's also Just A Complicated Country Lawyer: https://youtu.be/Ds9elZSWOWg?si=Sh_xjf-zLotD-Bkq

StinkyBear007

In the book all of the children live and get their lifetime supply of chocolate.

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