Zany Stand-Up Comedy Video: Vauxhall Corsa Drivers as Ambulance Drivers

Aiden Starling

Updated Tuesday, July 23, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

A recent video on Imgur titled "Have some standup comedians" has been making waves for its zany take on reckless drivers. The stand-up comedian humorously suggests that instead of banning those who speed in souped-up Vauxhall Corsas, they should be made to drive ambulances. "You know those b******s who drive those souped-up little Vauxhall Corsas with the fat exhaust? 130 miles an hour passed you on some tiny little country road," the comedian quips. The punchline hits when he imagines the scenario of these drivers being assigned to ambulances: "I'm afraid the nearest ambulance to you this evening, sir, is over 30 miles away. But the good news is, Wayne's driving tonight. Should be with you any minute now. Yes, that's his drum and bass you can hear, actually. Get in, bro, let's go! To be honest with you, there's no painkillers left back there."

The video has garnered a lot of attention and reactions from users. One user said, "Her immediate disrespect for the sound equipment gets me right in the gigglebox," highlighting the comedian's energetic delivery. Another user added, "I do love 'b******s' as an insult," appreciating the unique choice of words. Several comments suggested that the clip was so funny that it nearly made them choke with laughter, especially with the last bit about the drum and bass music.

Some users shared their own related stories. One commented, "Reminds me of a story I read about exactly this kind of thing. I think the driver had previously raced cars or something and he drove FAST. He was fired for it, but he said he knew that had they been any later, the patient would've died."

There were also some humorous and offbeat comments. For instance, one user noted the dangers of older trucks with faded political stickers, while another shared an amusing anecdote about the phrase "eh" in Scottish and Canadian vernacular.

The video has struck a chord with many, providing a much-needed laugh and even a little bit of social commentary on the types of people who make the roads more dangerous. It's a blend of humor and reality that resonates with viewers, making it a must-watch for anyone looking for a good laugh.

For those who haven't seen the video yet, it's highly recommended for a dose of humor and a fresh perspective on dealing with reckless drivers.

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Top Comments from Imgur

TheWaffleMancer

#4 Her immediate disrespect for the sound equipment gets me right in the gigglebox. That is a perfectly valid reaction, but the venue can't be happy about it.

ICannotStressThisEnoughBut

#1 I do love "b******" as an insult

OutboardOverlord

Solid. +1

Snezko

the last one with headlines nearly killed me...

JamesTDG

#2 AUGH imgur won't play the full clip

Zeeall

#2 The ones you wanna watch out for are the 30 year old, base model, beat up truck with the a single, small, sun faded 2004 Bush sticker.

Beldie

#7 So I've heard that the teen pregnancy dropping off at 25 refers to the age of the father, and it mostly turned out that after 25, the men having sex with teenagers were just better about using protection... so yeah, now that I've shared that bit of dark trivia....

nitemayr

#3 Scottish people say "eh it is" and "eh" to mean "yes" along with aye. "eh" in Canada is used like "do you agree" but I could accept it comes from "I'm sorry for boring you, are you still engaged?"

ItHappenedInThe20thCentury

f*** yeah Kristin Key!

farfie

#1 Reminds me of a story I read about exactly this kind of thing. I think the driver had previously raced cars or something and he drove FAST. He was fired for it, but he said he knew that had they been any later, the patient would've died.

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