The Dissolution of Smaug: A Comic Strip Unveiling the Truth About Dragon Wealth

Chloe Whisperwillow

Updated Thursday, July 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

Discover the crazy and thought-provoking six-panel comic strip titled "This dragon is even more evil than I thought..." by OFFKEYCOMICS. This imaginative artwork dives deep into the world of dragons, stocks, and the illusion of wealth, bringing to light a unique perspective on modern financial systems.

The comic begins with a picturesque mountainous background where a large, dark red dragon sits atop a pile of gleaming gold coins. A small armored knight stands before the dragon, accusing it of greed with the exclamation, "GREEDY BEAST!"

In a close-up of the dragon's face, it responds with a dismissive "FOOL," while the knight boldly declares, "I'VE NO TREASURE..." This interaction sets the stage for a comedic yet critical exploration of asset management.

As the knight holds up a piece of paper, the dragon angrily calls out, "LIAR!" The knight, undeterred, throws several pieces of paper into the air, challenging the dragon to "SEE FOR YOURSELF." The papers, labeled "DRAGON STOCK," reveal the intricate and somewhat ludicrous nature of the knight's financial holdings.

The comic takes a sharp turn as the knight explains, "MY ASSETS ARE ALL T****** IN THE MARKET," showcasing a close-up of the stock certificate. This revelation leaves the dragon deflated and apologetic, admitting, "MY VAST WEALTH IS MERELY HYPOTHETICAL. AND IN FACT..." A sigh escapes the dragon, while the knight remarks, "WHAT A POOR WRETCH. I HOPE WE MUST BE ELIGIBLE FOR A TAX CREDIT."

Netizens have had a field day with this comic strip. User Smaug the Securities trader humorously comments, "/me takes all the Dragon Stocks and assumes control of Dragon Inc. Sends dragon out to plunder gold and gems for me." Another user enjoys the dragon's expression, stating, "I love how smug he is." The conversation continues with witty remarks about loans, the myth of dragon cartoons, and the modern allegory of wealth and power.

This comic strip by OFFKEYCOMICS brilliantly captures the essence of financial absurdity through the lens of a dragon's h***d, resonating with readers who see it as a perfect metaphor for the modern oligarch. The Dissolution of Smaug is not just a comic; it is a satirical commentary that leaves one reflecting on the true nature of wealth and assets in today's world.

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Top Comments from Imgur

rtanxietyandmicroplastics

Smaug the Securities trader.

BosunMark

/me takes all the Dragon Stocks and assumes control of Dragon Inc. Sends dragon out to plunder gold and gems for me.

acinonyxjubatus

I love how smug he is.

MrBananaPants

But can it take out a loan in the stock value?

zombiejedediah

Not a cartoon about dragons, right?

TinyLiehon

Where's that story where the Barbarian debunks all these claims and they end up freezing the dragon's h***d?

Subtilico

Why is that still even an excuse? Tying up all your money like this and then ask for a handout is just as stupid as spending it all in bars and do the same.

SimSimSimsalabim

Oh, so these pieces of paper are everything proving your ownership of your assets? It would be a real shame if something were to happen to it *produces a Molotov cocktail form the bag and lights the rag.

Toqom

Every billionaire is a serial killer

ZenMonkey47

Within moments that dragon could borrow against his stock for gold. Making the stock basically just gold with extra steps.

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