Funny Misunderstandings in History Class: The Tale of Useless Grant and Screaming Furries

Noah Silverbrook

Updated Wednesday, July 10, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

A recent Tumblr post by user "toli-a" has gone viral, capturing the humorous and slightly chaotic moments of a history class learning about the US Civil War. The post, which has garnered over 25.1K notes, describes the challenges faced by the teacher, Ms. T, as students grapple with understanding the war and its key figures.

In the text post, Ms. T recounts a particularly amusing incident where a student asked, "Ms. T, why would his parents name him that?" Referring to a Civil War leader. After considering leaders like Stonewall Jackson and Tecumseh Sherman, the teacher is stumped until another student clarifies, "You know, Ms. T, Useless. Useless Grant." This humorous misunderstanding refers to Ulysses S. Grant, a prominent Union general.

The post continues with another student struggling with a question about the Battle of Bull Run. The confusion peaks when a student reads a line about Jackson and his men "screamed like furries," prompting Ms. T to correct them, explaining that the text actually says "furies," meaning they were insanely angry, not referencing the popular internet subculture.

This lighthearted anecdote highlights the challenges and comedic moments that can arise in a classroom setting. Commenters on the post shared their thoughts and similar experiences. One user noted, "Seems to me the class is engaged and interacting with the actual content of the material. Some tuning may be needed, but overall seems like a win to me." Another added humorously, "I mean, furries screaming could be pretty scary too."

The post also sparked discussions about historical figures and their names. One commenter shared an interesting fact: "His real first name was Hiram. Useless was his middle name. The S. didn't stand for anything. It was a mistake on his application for West Point, and he never corrected them."

The Tumblr post serves as a reminder that history, while serious, can also be a source of laughter and learning. It underscores the importance of clarity in teaching complex subjects and the occasional need for a good sense of humor.

Noticed an error or an aspect of this article that requires correction? Please provide the article link and reach out to us. We appreciate your feedback and will address the issue promptly.

View source: Imgur

Top Comments from Imgur

cyberimg

Seems to me the class is engaged and interacting with the actual content of the material. Some tuning may be needed, but overall seems like a win to me.

Skuggen

I mean, furries screaming could be pretty scary too.

taez555

His real first name was Hiram. Useless was his middle name. The S. didn't stand for anything. It was a mistake on his application for West Point, and he never corrected them.

parkinglotsushi

Just wanted to pass on something I recently heard from a historian - no longer using the term Union Army, it was the United States Army fighting traitors who never conceived a fully functioning government

Eridianne

Stonewall Jackson, famous IT admin

aloharamada

Story from German history class; We talked about the Bauernkriege, an uprising of peasants; Martin Luther (of all people) wrote about revolting farmers and said that they should be killed like rabid dogs... now, the old word for rabid is "toll", which in today's vernacular means "awesome". So a kid in my class was asking why someone would want to kill awesome dogs. The whole quote is incredibly hateful, btw. Dude was not on the side of the small folk in the least >

SciFiGuy2018

I would have asked a question about H*****...

pdp1

Ms. T: I pity the fool who doesn't love the idea of furries posting up on Useless Grant

RoutemasterFlash

Remember that 'Useless' was just the Roman name for the Greek legendary hero, Oddness.

BishopHastur

I had a teacher that insisted we call him Useless Grant.

Check out our latest stories