Playful Sign Warns Door Knockers of $50 Charge for Sales Pitches & Religious Messages

Mia Nightshade

Updated Sunday, September 29, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

The advent of technology has made it easier to avoid unsolicited visitors, but some homeowners are taking a more creative approach. A Reddit post titled "I saw this while delivering their DoorDash yesterday" has gone viral, showcasing a humorous yet stern sign directed at door knockers. The image reveals a close-up of a window with a printed sign that reads:

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DOOR KNOCKERS

PLEASE NOTE:

THIS HOUSEHOLD CHARGES $50

PER MINUTE TO LISTEN TO SALES

PITCHES & RELIGIOUS MESSAGES.

THIS CHARGE IS PAYABLE IN

ADVANCE!

BY KNOCKING ON THIS DOOR,

YOU SIGNAL YOUR AGREEMENT

WITH THE TERMS OUTLINED

ABOVE!

```

Below the window, there appears to be another sign, partially obscured, likely stating "NO SOLICITING."

This clever tactic has sparked a variety of reactions from Reddit users. One user remarked, "This will only hold up in court if enough people copy and paste the text into their Facebook profile," humorously alluding to the legal standing of such a notice. Another suggested, "Shouting on the door is the only option," hinting at the lengths people might go to avoid the fee.

Several commenters shared their own methods of deterring unwanted visitors. "I just use a doorbell camera. I can tell them to go away without getting up," one user wrote. Another added, "I can't put a sign on our door, so we put it above the ringer on the wall. We still get JWs every 2 weeks, but they knock and act ignorant of the framed sign on their left."

The conversation also revealed some creative responses to unsolicited visitors. One user suggested, "Hand them a check for $3000, and then tell them you've booked them for an hour straight per the posted terms... As soon as they try to leave, rip up the check." Another user humorously commented, "I would include a Venmo QR code on the bottom lmao."

The post also led to discussions about the effectiveness of various signs. One user shared, "I used to have a sign by my doorbell that read 'No solicitors, religious or otherwise. We are fine just the way we are. If anything changes we will call you.'"

This viral image not only provides a good laugh but also highlights the lengths to which people will go to maintain their privacy. Whether it's through signs, doorbell cameras, or simply ignoring the door, it seems everyone has their own strategy for dealing with unwelcome interruptions. For those considering a similar approach, this sign might be the perfect blend of humor and deterrence.

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Top Comments from Reddit

HYPERBOLE_TRAIN

This will only hold up in court if enough people copy and paste the text into their Facebook profile.

lawndarted

I can't put a sign on our door, so we put it above the ringer on the wall. We still get JWs every 2 weeks, but they knock and act ignorant of the framed sign on their left.

BigJayPee

I just use a doorbell camera. I can tell them to go away without getting up

hungaria

My standard line when Jehovah Witnesses come to my door is “I’d be glad to talk to you as soon as your cult stops r***** kids and covering it up”. They usually just walk away.

NoraZooy

Shouting on the door is the only option.

TheMightyIrishman

Last home I had a doorbell that didn’t work, it was awesome. Anyone that knew us knew to knock. Also, anyone that knows me will know that I will disregard a doorbell and knock anyway.

Illustrious-Hawk-898

Ya’ll still answer your door if you aren’t expecting someone? Best reason to own a Ring-like device.

EatAtGrizzlebees

[An unopened door is a happy door](https://youtu.be/fkUNokNnD38?si=ZocmfCYtfV9sDjbg)

marsconsulate

I would include a Venmo QR code on the bottom lmao

SVT6522

Seen those signs before. They’re always a******s. If I’m not expecting you, I just don’t answer my door and ignore you. Just like phone calls.

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