The Ultimate Resume: A Perfect 5/5 List of Skills That Will Blow Your Mind

Chloe Whisperwillow

Updated Friday, September 27, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

An image circulating on Reddit has taken the internet by storm, showcasing "The Ultimate Resume" with a list of skills all rated 5/5. The meticulously crafted resume lists an impressive array of skills, each marked with a perfect score. This ultimate resume has garnered a myriad of reactions, ranging from admiration to skepticism.

The list includes the following skills:

- Management - 5/5

- Management Skills - 5/5

- Data Analysis - 5/5

- Interpersonal Communication Skills - 5/5

- Project Management - 5/5

- Complex Problem Solving - 5/5

- Genetics - 5/5

- Detail Oriented - 5/5

- Initiative and Problem-solving Abilities - 5/5

- Creative Problem Solving - 5/5

- Highly Organized - 5/5

- Leadership and Teamwork - 5/5

- Leadership Skills - 5/5

- Teamwork - 5/5

- Time Management - 5/5

- Microsoft Excel - 5/5

- Microsoft Office Word - 5/5

- Attention to Detail - 5/5

- Active Listening - 5/5

- Conflict Resolution - 5/5

- Ability to Multitask - 5/5

- Communication - 5/5

- Flexibility and Adaptability - 5/5

- Self-motivation - 5/5

- Problem Solving - 5/5

- Interpersonal Skills - 5/5

- Decision Making - 5/5

- Creativity - 5/5

- Critical thinking and problem solving - 5/5

- Microsoft PowerPoint - 5/5

- Effective Time Management - 5/5

- Fast Learner - 5/5

- Adaptability - 5/5

- Computer Skills - 5/5

- Customer Service - 5/5

- Ability to Work in a Team - 5/5

- Ability to Work Under Pressure - 5/5

- Microsoft Office - 5/5

- Communication Skills - 5/5

- Good time management - 5/5

- Mac OS - 5/5

- Prior Authorization Systems - 5/5

The comments section has been buzzing with a mix of humor and critique. One user humorously pointed out the inconsistency with "Microsoft Office Word" but just "Microsoft Excel" and "Microsoft PowerPoint," followed by "Microsoft Office" by itself. Another user sarcastically noted the absence of 'Honesty' in the list.

Questions about the significance of 'Genetics' on a resume raised eyebrows, with one user commenting, "WTF does 'genetics' mean? that there is a big yikes." Another user questioned the difference between 'management' and 'management skills,' while yet another pointed out the lack of alphabetical order, questioning the claim of 'Highly Organized.'

The resume's perfect ratings also sparked a series of witty remarks. One user shared a personal anecdote about an interview where they humorously rated themselves a 10 out of 10, which garnered laughs from the panel and ultimately landed them the job. Another user joked, "Dude must have grinded for a while to max out all his stats," while another quipped, "I'M A 5 STAR MAN!"

Despite the mixed reactions, the resume has undoubtedly caught the attention of many. Whether it's a genuine effort to impress potential employers or a tongue-in-cheek representation of the job market's demands, "The Ultimate Resume" has certainly made its mark on Reddit and beyond.

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Top Comments from Reddit

AdmHornblower

“Microsoft Office Word” but just Microsoft Excel and Microsoft PowerPoint? Then Microsoft Office by itself? Yep “detail oriented” 5/5

Salzy89

Cannot help but notice ‘Honesty’ is not on there.

b***ocheese

WTF does "genetics" mean? that there is a big yikes

Noch_ein_Kamel

Complex Problem Solving, Initiative and Problem-solving Abilities, Creative Problem Solving, Problem Solving, Critical thinking and problem solving Sounds like 5/5 to me.

Eruskakkell

Whats the difference between the skill 'management' and the skill 'management skills'?

HeavensWolf

Their organizational skills couldn't be THAT good if they couldn't even be bothered to sort the skills in alphabetical order!

jasonlitka

No Lotus Notes? Bin it.

Pbadger8

G E N E T I C S

toolix

This feels like it was made for some automated resume screening process. I mean alot of employers dont read your resume anyways so maybe it could score an interview

midsizenun

Brevity 0/5

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