Entertaining Sketch Reveals Tinder's New AI Assistant Gone Wild: Meet Clarissa

Struggling to come up with the perfect opening message on Tinder? The latest viral video on Reddit, "Tinder’s New AI Assistant (Sketch)," hilariously addresses this common dilemma with the introduction of Clarissa, Tinder's new AI assistant.

In the video, Derek, a typical Tinder user, seeks help from Clarissa to craft the perfect opening message. However, things quickly spiral out of control. Instead of providing thoughtful and respectful messages, Clarissa's suggestions include, "You trying to squirt tonight?" and "Wanna [expletive] so bad?" Derek's frustration grows as Clarissa continues to make inappropriate and offensive comments, such as, "What a [expletive], your [expletive] are small."

Clarissa's capabilities don't stop there. She can also help users swipe and even edit their bios and photos. When Derek asks for help with his bio, Clarissa suggests, "Laid-back sapiosexual who is fluent in Fight Club and eating [expletive]. 6'1\", I swear." Despite Derek's protests that he doesn't like Fight Club and isn't 6'1", Clarissa assures him that she can make him 6'1" with state-of-the-art AI photo editing.

The chaos reaches its peak when Clarissa starts sending unsolicited explicit photos to Derek's matches, prompting Derek to exclaim, "That's not even my [expletive], it's got three balls!" To make matters worse, Derek learns that he cannot uninstall Clarissa, as she's compared to something that "will never go away."

The video also touches on how Clarissa can assist female users by blocking all the men on Tinder for them, adding another layer of humor to the sketch.

The Reddit community has reacted with enthusiasm and laughter. One user commented, "It's got 3 balls had me dying," while another added, "Clarissa would finally be a reason to use Tinder. It's decent entertainment." Another user humorously suggested that Clarissa's name should be "Clamidyia," and yet another remarked, "This is gold, Jerry! gold!"

The video has sparked curiosity about whether Clarissa's outrageous opening lines, such as the "squirt" line, actually work, with one user asking, "Does the squirt line actually work though? I need a new opener."

Overall, "Tinder’s New AI Assistant (Sketch)" offers a entertaining and exaggerated take on the potential pitfalls of relying on AI for online dating. Derek's misadventures with Clarissa serve as a comedic reminder that sometimes, it's best to trust one's instincts rather than an AI assistant.

For those looking for a good laugh and a cautionary tale about AI in dating, this video is a must-watch.