Whimsical Comic Strip "We're Out of Cornflakes" Unveils Unexpected Mge Parlor Twist

Aiden Starling

Updated Wednesday, September 4, 2024 at 12:00 AM CDT

Discover the unexpected hilarity in the comic strip "We're Out of Cornflakes" by Wedeking. This three-panel comic brings a surprising and humorous twist to the typical m****ge parlor experience, leaving readers both entertained and amused.

In the first panel, the scene is set in a simple room with a purple wall, a window with dark blue curtains, and what appears to be a m****ge table. A man, later identified as Julio, lies face down on the table, covered modestly with a white towel. Beside him stands a blonde female masseuse in a blue uniform, holding a bottle of m****ge oil. The man, curious about his m****ge session, asks, "SO DOES THIS M****GE COME WITH A HAPPY ENDING?" The masseuse looks down at him with a neutral expression.

The second panel maintains the same setting. The masseuse is now m****ging Julio's back with both hands. She responds to his question with a smile, stating, "ALL MY M****GES COME WITH HAPPY ENDINGS." This initially seems to reassure Julio, but the real twist is yet to come.

In the third and final panel, the scene shifts slightly. Julio is now sitting up on the m****ge table, still wrapped in his towel, but with a shocked expression on his face as he clutches the towel to his chest. The masseuse stands beside him, holding a dark-skinned baby, and smiling broadly. She reveals the shocking news, "...AND THE CHILD IS YOURS, JULIO. I LOVE YOU." As Julio processes this unexpected revelation, a dark-skinned man in a blue shirt and black pants steps into the scene with an open ring box, proposing to the masseuse, "WILL YOU MARRY ME, CHARLINE? I LOVE YOU." Charline, the blonde masseuse, responds cheerfully, "SO BEAUTIFUL." A heart symbol between Charline and the man adds to the romantic yet comical conclusion.

The URL "wereoutofcornflakes.com" is noted at the bottom right corner of the comic, directing readers to more of Wedeking's amusing works.

This comic has sparked various reactions online. Comments range from light-hearted jokes about m****ge experiences to discussions about happy endings and unexpected plot twists. One user humorously notes, "My m****ge ther***** told me it’s not unusual to become erect or even e******** during a m****ge. Still, I wish he wouldn’t." Another quips, "All my m****ges had a happy ending because I was happy when they ended. Cramped back muscles are not fun."

The comic's mix of humor and surprise has definitely caught the attention of many, making "We're Out of Cornflakes" a memorable read for anyone looking for a good laugh.

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Top Comments from Reddit

doublecutter

My m****ge ther***** told me it’s not unusual to become erect or even e******** during a m****ge. Still, I wish he wouldn’t.

--redacted--

And then Julio gave him a handy 

Dorrono

All my m****ges had a happy ending because I was happy when they ended. Cramped back muscles are not fun.

Random_Smellmen

So much better than the sad ending

IkeaIsLegendary

Wow, this was really unfunny

Digi_Dingo

Hahahahahaha SO FUNNY!! /s

Optimal-Description8

And then he also got his d*** s***** by julio but that slide is missing

LE22081988

Keep Deshaun Watson away !!!

BeerSlayingBeaver

/r/boomerhumor is leaking

sorrowstouch

The old swircharoo

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